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Edit, edit, edit. You need not be a Rhodes Scholar to impress a belle, but you should take heed of your writing skills. Avoid babble that looks like you've just left a keg party. Make sure you check your punctuation and spelling. If you're not great at spelling, a dictionary is a wise investment. Read and re-read your profile; if something sounds or looks stupid, change it.

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There's no need to redefine yourself and your image, but you should take some time to make sure you are portraying the image you want your potential mate to see. Build a better you by working on the little things. None of us are perfect, and we all have things that we'd like to change. For some of us, it's the beer bellies that we picked up in college, for others, it's a pesky hairline that keeps running away from our eyebrows, and for some of us, it's the inability to grow good facial hair. In the big picture, no one cares, but you should make changes in your life by working on the little things that you're self conscious about. Get a haircut. Grab a new set of weekend clothes that fit your style, and most importantly, fit your body.

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Among the best of all dating tips for men that I've ever heard is the universal principle of knowing who your competition is. In business, knowing and understanding your competition will ensure that you're always at the cutting edge of your industry. In online dating, you should be aware of your competitors and see what they have to offer. There is no harm in reading the profiles of other guys, remember you're not there to date them, you're there to get more dates THAN them. While you should never steal someone else's thunder by plagiarizing their profile, I would recommend reviewing them for style cues and other tips on what a good profile should look and sound like. Additionally, check out the photos of other guys and look for trends. If it looks like other guys have only included pictures with their group of drinking buddies, include a similar picture but make sure to one-up them with a great picture of you involved in a unique activity.

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